Hmmm, I wonder if there are other episodes of this series that I should have watched first in order for this one to make sense. I didn’t, and I can’t find them, so we’ll take this as complete. That said, Mershaq may help ground you.

Here’s a little background for those who slept through junior high. Let’s hope all of our Christmases are better than this modern day Della’s.

iJustine outdoes herself in her latest video installment I Tweet Myself. Sitting on the toilet, she’s got the voice of an angel, tons of wit and that iJustine sarcasm we all know and love her for. This is one of her best videos yet. You can also check out iJustine on her latest project Lost in America starring herself and the lovely Karen Nguyen. The complete Lost in America series can be seen on Revver and here.

Oh, c’mon. This one’s a gimme. We gave those jerks on Wall Street some 3 gazillion dollars, and those lemon farmers in Detroit 25 zillion. We can at least pony up with 25 billion for Santa. He looks seriously stressed out.

What did he say?

Fall’s over - and it’s gettin’ real cold Time for people to leave for Florida that are old Time for Grandma not to drive at night cause she dread Time to go down a skateboard ramp on a sled I got a big coat and I’m wearin 3 layers these gloves were real cheap so I don’t care that they look gayer Than hell - I hear bells - is that santa and his sleigh? Or is it a volunteer who wants to take your pay? And give it to people less fortunate than you How dare he, the commie, that’s red but not white & blue Winter ain’t about that, so warm up your car Fill it up with cheap recession gas while you freeze your nards Off, cause the temperature is very, very low Then get in, start it up, and let the heater blow yeah the nipples are really pointy on your girl’s boobs but she’s really turned off by your booger ice cubes ————chorus——– Get winterized - plow through the ice Get winterized - low speeds suffice Get …

Seriously, how do you say this guy’s last name? Just when I started feeling comfortable saying “Ahmadinejad” (ah-muh-DIN-uh-jod), this Blagojevich guy shows up selling senate seats. My guess is blag-AH-juh-vich. Unfortunately this video does not clear anything up.

Mark your calendars, ladies and gentlemen. January 1, 2009 you’ll have a hangover to nurse, the Rose Parade to attend, a bunch of resolutions to break, and “Lost in the Desert” to watch. Any show that involves peeing on a hot salt flat is my kind of show. Coming at you from BrevityTV. Be ready.

User New Gold Tooth addresses that painful morning problem suffered by so many men. From full to queen size mattresses, Morning Wood are easy on you hard on by using Space age hole technology to insure “No more waking up balanced painfully.” This is the first video from this user and we already can’t wait for more!

Stefan Bucher’s monsters strap on their scarves for a little holiday caroling.

Speaking of holiday monsters, if you’re lucky, you may have received one of these gifts in the mail last week.

I think that title is long enough to work as a blog entry in and of itself.

More from The Days here.