Betty’s food always looks amazing, but there’s something about these chicken fingers that has my stomach particularly growly. Maybe it’s the fact that in this recessionary (depressionary?) economy, I now bring my lunch to work (which was good for about three days, but now I might as well be injecting gruel into my stomach). Or maybe it’s just the fact that those things look super tasty. Why don’t all these fancy ironic restaurants ditch the meat loaf and fry up some homemade chicken fingers? I’m starting an online petition.

Wait a minute. Did that just happen? That was by far the most elaborate internet video I’ve ever seen. I count 85 man hours of work just to paint the ground like that. Are those Christmas lights on his handle bars? How does one program Christmas lights? I’ve never even played Guitar Hero and I still think this video is insane.

It’s been a while since we did a music video on the blog, so here goes. This one comes from the Fleet Foxes, who seem to be taking the college radio crowd by storm. A little bit My Morning Jacket, a little bit Beach Boys (is that the goat reference?), enjoy.

Why is it that I can’t get enough of Retodded Movies? Their latest installment Alpha Male Yoga is no exception. With moves like the Scandalous Platypus and the Flaming Salamander you will tone your core and insure that the Vishnu wont bite off your d**k with his mighty elephant snout! See more super charged masculinity here.

With his perfectly coiffed afro and amazing speed-painting skills, Bob Ross Jr. is a lot like his dad. The main differences are that he’s totally psychotic, and he wields an insanely powerful one-pump bb gun. Kids, stay out of the trees.

More from TWFaction here.

Although it’s probably moot at this point, harping on Bush’s inarticulacy will probably never grow old. More from Atomic Wedgie at www.AtomicWedgieTV.com.

It’s the Beetard!

Does anyone know who won the election yesterday? I’ve been looking all over the internet and can’t find anything about it. Thanks.