Whenever we hear about earthquakes, it’s always death, destruction, and doom. But what about the positive effects that they can have? I’m not talking about reality TV stars falling into giant cracks in the earth’s surface; I’m talking about dudes figuring out their sexual orientation when they are finally forced into some clothed man-on-man-on-man grinding. Things were pretty staid in casa ZooMilk pre-earthquake, but things are positively hopping post-quake. I say let it fly, boys.

More from ZooMilk here.

There’s really no way around the fact that this is just pretty dang gross. But I guess that’s the point. Mustache filtered cologne, y’all.

More from Studio8 here.

Here’s a little public domain treat for you in honor of the 5.6 then 5.8 then 5.4 earthquake that shook Southern California this morning. No reports of injuries, but someone did start crying at UC Irvine. I tried to be the first person to twitter about it (no time for capital letters or punctuation even), but Tim Street and about a hundred other people beat me to it.

One of the cool things about this whole online video thing is that you can work topical and timely news into fictional shows and not have them feel dated. I hadn’t even heard about Shia LaBeouf’s arrest yet, and here it is packaged and humorized on the latest episode of Abigail’s Teen Diary. It’s a weird feeling to realize you get your news from a 13 year old girl who looks like a man.

So Eepybird, those mad-scientist dudes responsible for one of the most-viewed and highest-earning Revver videos ever, are unveiling a new experiment this weekend at Comic-Con with Samurai Girl’s Jaime Chung. This whole unraveling post-it thing actually looks pretty beautiful!

On Saturday, Revver will also be at Comic-Con in the form of Alex Asselin, our editorial programmer and creator development guru. She’ll be hanging out with our girl Chola from Ask A Chola, so if you spot the bandana’d one come say hi and we’ll give you a Revver T-shirt. Or a hug if we run out of T-shirts.

Comic-Con runs all this weekend down in San Diego, hope to see some of you there!

This song is pretty and heartfelt enough that you might find yourself believing that the moon is made of meat before you realize that it’s all BS and the crooner behind the madness is a cat. Is this the future of balladry? I’d rather hear nonsense about a meaty moon than some unrequited love sob story any day. More from Joel Veitch at rathergood.com.

PETA is always pushing the envelope with its bold new approaches to advocating humane treatment of animals. Take their new ads for example - they have some of the least likely people imaginable (Ron Jeremy?!) casually educating people on the benefits of spaying and neutering pets. The sheer randomness of a semi-nude, grotesquely shaped former porn star talking plaintively about such an issue really drives things home. Good job peta, even if i DON”T agree with your villainization of the Olsen Twins.

Just some good old-fashioned household item spinning. Unimpressed? Light it on fire!

Unless you’ve been living under a particularly heavy rock, you know that today is opening day of the new Batman movie. By 8:30 a.m. this morning, two Revver employees had already seen it. One went last night to a midnight showing, and one went this morning to a 6:00 a.m. showing. Yes, 6:00 a.m. Both used the word “awesome” in their water cooler reviews. Hopefully you were able to reserve tickets when you were still gestating in your mother’s womb.

Poor Sunni Peterson. She’s been on the stand for months and during that time has been subjected to a level of legal chicanery that would have melted Kato Kailin right where he sat. Fight on, Sunni, but watch your mouth in the courtroom.