Due to a software upgrade, media serving will be interrupted for approximately 30 minutes on Saturday, May 31 at 8 p.m. This means that all Revver videos will be temporarily unavailable during the upgrade. Sorry for any inconvenience this may cause, and thanks for your patience.

warning: this video contains highly erotic scenarios between humans and hummus. younger viewers might be better advised to go watch yesterday’s tranny video (see below).

So yeah, hummus is sexy in 2008. It’s an aphrodisiac, you know.

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There are two kinds of people in the world: those that love a good drag queen and those that just don’t. There’s really no in-between methinks. If you love a good drag queen, you’re welcome for this gem. If you don’t, scroll on. And if you need more, you can find Donnarama here.

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Just a quick heads up to let you know that we’ll be undergoing a three-stage hardware upgrade that will begin in a couple weeks. Depending on your particular use of Revver, this will likely cause some type of outage in your services. During these stages, we’ll be physically moving our servers to a bigger and better datacenter while upgrading our networking infrastructure at the same time. We want you to know that we’re doing our best to minimize the impact of these outages, and hope that ample warning will give you a chance to message out to your own users if needed. Details are as follows:

1) The first outage will occur on June 7th, from 11 am to 6 pm PST. During this time, no videos will play on or off Revver.com, and Revver.com will be be unavailable. We are preparing a service outage message that will appear on the player when someone clicks on a video, so the viewer won’t be left with an endless spiral or a “video not available” message.

2) The second outage will occur on June 12th from 11 pm to 3 am PST. This will affect Revver.com and the Revver API. Anyone depending on the Revver API to get video metadata will be unable to do so at this time. Because of the API outage, Widgets and RSS feeds will also be down. Otherwise, videos posted off Revver.com will play normally.

3) The final outage will occur on June 17th, from 12 pm to 5 pm PST. During this time, Revver’s transcoding and development servers will be offline. Videos will continue to play on and off Revver.com. This outage will not be visible to most users, but transcoding will be down, so videos uploaded during this period will not be processed until the outage is over. We are prepared to work through the transcoding backlog quickly, and will let you know if there are any problems.

We appreciate your patience during these upgrades and look forward to being a better and stronger Revver when we’re finished!

If you have any questions about how this will affect you specifically, don’t hesitate to contact us at support at revver.com.

I don’t think James Rolfe (that’s quite a wikipedia entry!) ever planned on being such a good angry person, but he seems to have fallen into that role whether he likes it or not. Millions of people have seen his Angry Video Game Nerd rants, and millions more have seen his You Know What’s Bullshit series. Today he takes on printers and unequivocally proves that they are indeed bullshit.

James is more than just an angry guy, though. If you want to see what a true obsession with filmmaking looks like, carve out 23 minutes and take a look at his 200th film.

I know, Juno is like sooooooo three or four or five months ago. Like, beyond over. But this sequel looks amazing because this time a 30 year old man is pregnant and where the hell is the baby going to come out? Watch the video to find out. More from Wicked Awesome Films at wickedawesomefilms.com.

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I haven’t seen this movie yet, but somehow everyone I know has and it’s only been out a day. I’m hearing mixed reviews so far. Spillcrew loved it, but my roommate reported back last night with an emphatic thumb down. One of the guys he went with even fell asleep (though I can’t speak to his sobriety at the time. Actually, I can. He was drunk.).

I’ll withhold judgment, but I must say the whole thing kind of seems like a money grab to me—perfectly timed with all those stimulus check direct deposits. And I don’t mean to be all anti-mainstream (I thought Iron Man was great), but I watched this Swedish vampire movie last night and it was pretty much perfect, and I really just want someone to talk about it with. Anyone?

OK, OK, OK, I think I’ve been duped again by one of these marketing ploys, but this one is so subtle! Remember these guys that were jumping off balconies and back flipping into jeans? Same guys uploaded this one. 501s all up in both of these. Anyway, now that I’ve hedged my bets and maintained my savviness, both of these videos are awesome. It’s scary how human a trained and clothed orangutan can be. Watch him (her?) as he makes his way through a typical Hollywood day, and then washes it all down with a humongous burrito.

This whole idea of scented testicle spray is pretty hilarious, but in my opinion it’s the Ball Saxburry cut that shines in this short. That pipe! Those goggles! Those rolls! Who is this guy? What is he doing driving around the back hills of Malibu in that amazing car? Things were so much cooler back in 2006!

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Everyone always writes in to us and says, “hey, why don’t you guys ever post super creepy videos on the blog?” And I say, “we totally would, but we just don’t come across very many super creepy videos.” Well, today is everyone’s lucky day because this is just about the creepiest thing I’ve seen since I saw Mulholland Drive.

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