Wait for it…wait for it…ouch and gross.

It’s amazing what you can get people to do when you touch your finger to your ear and pretend there’s a microphone there.

Poor, poor, Mr. Red. But it’s times like these when he must thank his lucky stars for the fact that he was born made out of Play Doh.

Here’s an oldie but goodie from ZooMilk. Something about “my son is a ghost” gets me every time.

In case you haven’t taken any peyote today, here’s a trippy one from The Pangs.

My parents have an African spurred tortoise, and sometimes I’ll pick him up from behind and move him without him getting a glimpse of me. I’ve always wondered if he thinks he can, at these random moments, fly. This suspicion has now been confirmed by this video.

Hmmm, I wonder if there are other episodes of this series that I should have watched first in order for this one to make sense. I didn’t, and I can’t find them, so we’ll take this as complete. That said, Mershaq may help ground you.

Here’s a little background for those who slept through junior high. Let’s hope all of our Christmases are better than this modern day Della’s.