What did he say?

Fall’s over - and it’s gettin’ real cold Time for people to leave for Florida that are old Time for Grandma not to drive at night cause she dread Time to go down a skateboard ramp on a sled I got a big coat and I’m wearin 3 layers these gloves were real cheap so I don’t care that they look gayer Than hell - I hear bells - is that santa and his sleigh? Or is it a volunteer who wants to take your pay? And give it to people less fortunate than you How dare he, the commie, that’s red but not white & blue Winter ain’t about that, so warm up your car Fill it up with cheap recession gas while you freeze your nards Off, cause the temperature is very, very low Then get in, start it up, and let the heater blow yeah the nipples are really pointy on your girl’s boobs but she’s really turned off by your booger ice cubes ————chorus——– Get winterized - plow through the ice Get winterized - low speeds suffice Get …

Pretty much the scariest video we have in our files, and our files are rather extensive.

Chad VanGaalen is on SubPop Records.

Lemme have a go at what happens in this video: There’s a woman watching a man work on a car. She starts telling him all about Sex and the City. This bear comes up behind the woman. The man starts fighting with the bear. The bear kicks the man in the nuts. Eventually the man takes out a gun and shoots the bear. He then goes back to working on the car. The woman was so engrossed with her description of Sex and the City that she doesn’t notice the bear fight/death incident. Pretty weird, but this user’s profile photo is a narwhal with legs, so maybe that’s the point.

I have to admit- this is one of the most original interent videos to catch my eye in quite some time! What is this all about?? Well, our inside sources tell us-Diesel jeans are turning 30 (hence XXX). On October 11 there will be parties in 17 countries across the world. To find out more, check out their website. Each party includes today’s hottest names in music - to name a few: Mark Ronson, NERD, MIA, David Holmes, Booka Shade, Bomb the Bass, Bang Bang Boom DJ Team, Queens of Noize!

Diesel SFW XXX comes to us from Revver user Tobbis. This video completely succeeds in getting MY attention. I don’t know about you all but I want tickets to this party!

What are your thoughts Revver folks? Is this sort of content going too far? Weigh in!

Nostalgia Critic really does the research for his reviews of semi-old (nineties) films, good and bad. Here he gives a very well-informed rundown of the history of the Batman franchise and ponders how the pile of doodoo known as Batman and Robin came to be. Sit back and let a pleased yet sour expression float across your face as the Nostalgia Critic bombards you with one bad scene after another.

A lot has been said about Khalid Sheikh Mohammed: He’s the worst person in the world, he looks like Ron Jeremy. But not much has been said about that T-shirt of his. I had always assumed there was some kind of fight when he was apprehended, and in the melee someone grabbed the neck of his T-shirt and stretched the hell out of it. TwentyThreeSix shows us that it’s actually just another T-shirt style for the discerning comfort-seeking man.

Here’s a little public domain treat for you in honor of the 5.6 then 5.8 then 5.4 earthquake that shook Southern California this morning. No reports of injuries, but someone did start crying at UC Irvine. I tried to be the first person to twitter about it (no time for capital letters or punctuation even), but Tim Street and about a hundred other people beat me to it.

Unless you’ve been living under a particularly heavy rock, you know that today is opening day of the new Batman movie. By 8:30 a.m. this morning, two Revver employees had already seen it. One went last night to a midnight showing, and one went this morning to a 6:00 a.m. showing. Yes, 6:00 a.m. Both used the word “awesome” in their water cooler reviews. Hopefully you were able to reserve tickets when you were still gestating in your mother’s womb.

The media/entertainment world lost two important figures in the last couple weeks with Tim Russert and George Carlin both dying unexpectedly. I’m not sure what Tim’s thoughts on death were, but it seemed like George was pretty OK with it: “Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time.”

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We’re a couple weeks shy of the official opening day of summer, but we’re providing a little preview this Thursday night at our Summertime Screening Event. As always, everything is free and open to the public: food, drinks, awesome videos, parking, and we’ll even put the Laker game on for you die-hard fans. Come join us! Details and RSVP on our Eventbrite page over here.